Home Depot Mommy

I saw this on Jessicas website, it is so funny I had to steal to share with everyone, this something Stratton would do!

This was printed in a Baltimore newspaper and drawn/handwritten by an elementary student and her embarrased mother...





Dear Teacher,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mother
Aren't kids the best!

25 Things

Kourtney tagged me so here is 25 random facts about me!

1.I love the color green, Subconsciously I buy clothing,decorations, etc... I just love the color.

2. I am super shy, and sometimes sensitive I can always tell what other people are feeling. No psychic, just sensitive!

3.I love to be natural or organic when I can I am a bit of a hippie, but on the other hand i have serious cravings for sugar!!

4.I love to scrapbook, I am into the shabby-chic scrapbooking it is so fun it takes me hours just to do one page.

5. I love to cook, I have developed a passion for it just since I have been married, I love learning to ways of cooking and cultures for cooking.

6. I walk Stratton to kindergarten everyday, not because he wants me to or needs me but mostly because I need to be with him every moment I can, I think he thinks its weird but he lets me anyways.

7.I work at Safeway as Liqour manager and I have never drank alcohol in my life!

8. I have moved over 35 times in my life, most of all was before I was married. I guess you could say my dad liked the change in culture.

9. I am so happy that I married Joe I wouldn't change it for anything. High School romance was so funny how you think you are so in love with your bf and they are the ones you always wanted to marry. Then when you find the right one you don't even think that you just know its going to happen.

10. Joe and I still argue over who said "I love YOu" first. Although I am positive it was him.

11. I miss my little sister,we also use to fight a ton when we were younger. She lived in Eagar for 8 months and we finally became close, and now I miss her so much. It is so fun having someone to go to lunch with, shop, Show Low, or just hang out with during the day.

12. I am always questioning myself as to whether I am being a good enough mom.I think we all feel that way at times


13.I am still in college majoring in child psychology, I just love kids and feel I have a lot to offer with my life experiences and my childhood.

14.Joe and I don't go on much date nights because we love to bring the whole family, well Stratton anyways.

15. Joe is the first guy I let kiss me right when I met him. All the others had to wait a while, One waited 11 months.

16. Our little family loves to go to the theater and watch movies, eat popcorn, and be together. Thats what we do on some weekends as a treat.

17. I am a huge Elvis Fan!

18. I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers.Stephanie, Stacee, Frank, Jacob, and Victoria.

19. Joe washes the car every week inside and out, it drives me nuts and I will not go with him and help him. I know I am a brat!

20. I hate waking up early, Stratton was such an easy baby he always slept in so I never had to wake up early.

21. I really want to go to Disneyland!

22. I need to go to the dentist.

23. I really need to stock up on food storage.

24. I am a Beehive Advisor in our ward and I absolutly love being in young womens, reminds me of all the fun I use to have.

25. I have to go to work at 7 am tomorrow morning and if you were paying attention, I really hate waking up early as a matter of fact I even hate going to bed early!HAHA.

I tag anyone and everyone!