Home Depot Mommy

I saw this on Jessicas website, it is so funny I had to steal to share with everyone, this something Stratton would do!

This was printed in a Baltimore newspaper and drawn/handwritten by an elementary student and her embarrased mother...





Dear Teacher,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mother
Aren't kids the best!